Capricorn

Capricorn
December 22toJanuary 19
Capricorn, whose constellation is known as Capricornus, is one of the oldest of the astrological interpretations.It is ruled by Saturn.
Its symbol is the goat. This is sometimes depicted as a sea borne hybrid or Dolphin. The image is often an animal with the body of a goat and the tail of a fish.

Personal Traits

The Capricornian is generally a serious character possessing a wry sense of humor. Independent, steady as a rock, Capricorn reflects earthy qualities that range from clever to vacuous. Mostly cautious, confident, strong willed, reasonable and hard working, Capricorns are a rock upon which to build. They are often aloof, shrewd, practical, responsible and persevering. They are capable of great endurance Reliable in any profession they undertake, but lacking in originality, they usually excel in following up on what someone else has started.
Within prescribed areas, Capricorn is a resourceful, practical manager. These folks set high standards for themselves and others. They are self critical, and work well in a disciplined environment, demanding equal measure from their subordinates.
A careful, ambitious planner, Capricorn moves forward with quiet, deliberate persistence. They can be frugal, possessing the ability to achieve results with minimum effort and expense. Highly organized, they excel in managing several projects simultaneously.Capricorn will often vie for a position of authority. Once attaining control, they are demanding and exacting in leadership. Although firm, they are usually fair to people they deal with. They value tradition.

Positive Traits

A person born under the sign of Capricorn will have a tendency to be goal oriented. They seek positions where they can have great control and authority. They don't function well in subordinate positions. If they believe they can succeed in attaining a goal, they will perservere until it is reached.
Capricorns tend to be profound thinkers. To them life is a serious business, and the need to be in control of it is paramount. They are seekers after knowledge and wisdom. Rational, logical and clearheaded, they have excellent concentration, and delight in all forms of debate but will maintain these bonds their entire life.
They are loyal to intimates. Never impetuous, they consider business and personal relationships carefully before becoming involved. These are family people, and family usually comes first, except where business is their primary concern.
Main positive traits: Ambitious, hard working, responsible, practical, perserverance, self-discipline.
Negative Traits

Their naturally pessimistic nature explains their wry sense of humor, which some think is no humor at all. They can spread gloom and tension in a minute and are quite capable of depressing everyone else around them. Never really up, but often down, they need a positive environment to enliven their spirits.
In personal relationships they tend to be uncomfortable. Rather self-centered, they are wary and suspicious of others. They often have few close friends,but indifferent and sometimes callous to those outside their circle.
Main negative traits: Stubborn, overbearing, unforgiving, inhibited, fatalistic, condescending.

Profession

The occupations Capricorns usually choose are as doctors, lawyers, accountants, and any endeavor that deals with maths or money. They excel as bureaucrats, especially where projects demanding long-term planning are concerned.
Capricorns also make excellent politicians due to their skill in debate, and good teachers . They do best in an environment wherein they can exercise their desire for authority and organization. They are good with their hands, and may choose to be engineers, farmers or builders. The wit and flippancy so characteristic of some Capricorns allows them to consider entertainment as a career. Many are also strongly attracted to musical pursuits.

My Hungarian Times...

Patrick Tivader and I met 4 years ago in Missisauga, while we were both applying for a seat in business management. I was a substitute English teacher and he was unemployed at the time, but it was love at first sight! Although he was 5 years older than me, I seemed to always protray the belly button in our relationship. Things had to be done “my way or it was the high way”, the famous quote that would be recited by me if Patrick had gotten on my last nerves. As time went by, and evolved into years, we were thinking about tieing the knot. While living in Missisauga, Patrick stayed with me, my parents and our dog, Bones. Bones and Patrick never seemed to get along, the damn dog would always run away from him, which would cause Pat to chase him all over town.. LMAO. Bones always great at making people look like nuff nuff’s, especially Pat! I felt that Pat had enough with my family, and it was time to meet my future mother-in-law (Pats father passed away a couple of years ago) Only problem was that, Pat’s entire family was in Hungary. Not only were they not fond of our relationship I had the feeling that they never liked my phone call chats with them either, all the more nerve racking.I remember my very first phone chat with Pat’s mother:

Örülök hogy találkoztunk (Its good to meet you)
Moment of silence
Érti ? (Do you understand?)
Huh?
Mi a neve ? ( Whats your name?)
yeah.
Nem értem (I dont understand)
me too.

Anways, I could care less about their opinions, for all I know, his entire friggin family is retarded especially his sister, she’s the biggest poot-butt in life history. I just don’t want to have our wedding without their consent, which is why we both agreed to have our wedding in Hungary! On the plane, we were seated in the very front, we were able to see everyone entering with their fake smiles and b****y face.Not only was I extremely uncomfortable, I felt like a meatball in the rice, I was so out of place. The minute I stepped out of the plane, half of me was ecstatic and the other half already felt the negative vibe coming my way. I knew I was in for a whole load of shit! He took me straight to his small but clean home, where his family lined up to see their newest arrival( me). Each member of his family had their unique” I hate you “ face,and to be honest i was impressed to see 20 differen impressions of it! They wouldnt stop staring at me, they would stare as if my tumpsy’s were on the floor ( which by the way is highly impossible). I literally felt myself melting, I wanted to go home and beat the shit out of Pat for agreeing to having our wedding in Hungary.We came back in no more than 2 weeks. I did give Pat his beating but then again I guess he was tired of the highway sidewalks, which is why he agreed in the first place...